"I stay home when I’m not working. So I feel I live meaninglessly. I hate being alone yet I wanna be alone."(cr)

(Source: bigbaeng)

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

yorkwhitaker:

nezua:

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

22 years later it sounds like tonight’s standup routine.

George Carlin is eternal.

marcys-mareep:

when you call people out for being problematic

(Source: bullshit-time)

(Source: lilium)